Twitter Jokes Of The Week: Week 14 (Of 52)

05/04/2012 13:44 | Updated 05 April 2012
  • Andrea Mann Writer of sentences like this one. Also, occasionally, longer ones. But not this time.

We think you'll agree that there was only one person worth talking about this week. But enough about Aung San Suu Kyi - what about that Samantha Brick, eh?!

Yes, the Daily Mail journalist caused a stir this week with her Derek Zoolander-style musings on being beautiful. But you'll be delighted to know that this week's round-up of Twitter jokes is a Brick-free zone. It is also, similarly delightfully, a George Galloway- and James Murdoch-free zone. And we'll all remember where we were when we heard James Murdoch had resigned, won't we? Unlike James Murdoch.

But we digress. For here they are: a selection of some of our favourite funny tweets from the past seven days, which - bar the odd panda or hosepipe gag* - are an evergreen selection of one-liners, puns and silly jokes which should see you through the inevitable sense of self-loathing you'll feel when you wake up with a hangover on Friday/Saturday/Sunday/Monday and stuff your face with chocolate eggs. Happy Easter, everyone!

*suggestion to Edinburgh Zoo panda keepers: have you tried a hosepipe?