As Marilyn Monroe once wisely remarked: we're having a heatwave.

So what better way to cool yourself off by imagining that you're eating 55 lollies, each with a hilarious joke on the stick? Because that's exactly the sensation you'll get reading our round-up of Twitter funnies this week. Possibly.

Enjoy! And don't forget to throw each one in the bin when you're done. #KeepBritainTidy

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  • paul bassett davies

  • boothby graffoe

  • Matt Leys

  • Peter Serafinowicz

  • moanup

  • Jon Pigeon

  • Henry James

  • Stan La-ffan

  • Moose Allain

  • jacques_aih

  • James Martin

  • Alex Baze

  • Heather Hill

  • Twop Twips

  • DG

  • Squiffy The Clown

  • Matt Ingebretson

  • Thuckster69

  • Adam Kay

  • Alan Machnik

  • Tracy King

  • Betfair Poker

  • Andy Levy

  • Megan Amram

  • Edward Philips

  • Sixth Form Poet

  • Chris

  • Tony Cowards

  • Mark Campbell

  • Bronners

  • Mr Roger Quimbly

  • Rob Hale

  • Scriblit

  • Brian Lynch

  • Ian Power

  • Simon Blackwell

  • Liz Buckley

  • Karl

  • GlennyRodge

  • @NickMotown

  • Richard Neville

  • Quintin 2,3, Forbes

  • Vivienne Clore

  • Andy Dutton

  • Richard Kirby

  • Bec Hill

  • Benedict Farse

  • Lily

  • donni

  • Arena Flowers

  • Isabel Fay