"Oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got. Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face." Now sing that again but imagine Boris Johnson doing it in the shower in the morning.
Speaking ITN on Monday the mayor declared himself to be a fan of the "Noble and Learned Lady the Baroness GaGa" who he said was "fantastic".
Asked whether his favourite song was 'Bad Romance' he replied: "No, no, no, what's the other one? Pokerface? Yes, Pokerface, that's better, Pokerface, yeah."
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