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  • If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise! That's right: royalty.

  • Because only a cat could be unimpressed at <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/26/funny-cat-picture-firefighter_n_3501322.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-comedy" target="_blank">HAVING ITS LIFE SAVED</a>.

  • The irony? He was giving a speech on <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/25/obama-sweat-climate-change-video_n_3497986.html?utm_hp_ref=green" target="_blank">climate change</a>.

  • Well, of course Kim and Kanye* had TV cameras present at the birth of their child! *<em>Kim and Kanye lookalikes</em>

  • Because this isn't awkward. Not at all.

  • Our hearts? Melted.

  • Because this is how you flirt when you work at Starbucks. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/24/starbucks-barista-flirt_n_3491709.html" target="_blank">Apparently. </a>

  • Our favourite Glastonbury festivalgoer so far? It's a close call between this little girl...

  • ...and this suave man.

  • Rihanna's latest dance move, 'the prancing pony'.

  • What's wrong with this picture? That's right: he's about to enforce <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/27/george-osborne-burger-spending-review_n_3509702.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-comedy" target="_blank">10% spending cuts on local councils!</a>

  • Yes, it's a fake wall and a huge mirror... but is it ART?

  • Roger Federer reflects on his triumphant Wimbledon. Aww.

  • Fun fact: Michael Gove was still there, looking at that sponge painting stamp, hours later.

  • George Osborne, meanwhile, ploughed on regardless of what everyone else thought.

  • To be fair, it IS pretty hard to sneak out of a party when you're Sarah Jessica Parker.

  • If you think this dog looks bad...

  • ...check out <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/27/paint-crash-washington_n_3508370.html" target="_blank">his poor owner</a>.

  • David and Victoria Beckham - smaller than you'd think.

  • We know you're going to have to take our word for it, but: these two kids are twins.

  • We're really not sure about Dolce And Gabbana's S/S 14 collection.

  • How DID Dynamo pull off <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/25/dynamo-magician-bus-levitation_n_3495269.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-viral-videos" target="_blank">this trick</a>?! (Boarding a London bus without paying a fare, we mean.)

  • "I say - isn't that David Blaine hanging orff the side of a bus?!"

  • Even bringing out 'The Claw' couldn't help Rafael Nadal.

  • Meanwhile, in China... We're not sure what we love most about this photo: the cat riding on the dog's back, the sunglasses or the mobile phone strapped to his leg.

  • Sandra Bullock: actress, comedian, face lifter.

  • Boris Johnson, still as confused as the rest of us when it comes to understanding how he became Mayor.

  • Just one photo from the marvellous series <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/26/guinea-pig-funny-pictures_n_3502005.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-comedy" target="_blank">'Stuff My Guinea Pig Does'</a>. Which includes, yes, 'sharpening pencils'.

  • Maria Sharapova watches her husband. Playing tennis, we hasten to add.

  • There are pets who look a bit like their owners - and there's <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/27/dogs-look-like-ownerssebastian-magnani-pictures_n_3510856.html?utm_hp_ref=pics--giggles" target="_blank">this photo collection</a>.

  • Channing Tatum tries, and fails, to steal the spotlight away from young co-star Joey King. Hoorah!

  • Princess Beatrice tries the old "Who, me?!" trick. You're not getting away with that any more, missy.

  • Walle, the dog with a face only a mother - and the judges of the <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/24/walle-worlds-ugliest-dog_n_3489190.html?utm_hp_ref=pics--giggles" target="_blank">world's ugliest dog competition</a> - could love.

  • Cameron Diaz: it's invisible handbags at dawn!

  • No, this photo isn't watermarked. Yes, <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/24/getty-images-watermark-graffiti_n_3489317.html?utm_hp_ref=pics--giggles" target="_blank">that wall is graffitied</a>.

  • Never let it be said that Angela Merkel is patronised by the men she has to deal with.

  • "Loose women? Good lord, I'd never let Camilla loose on anyone!"

  • Myleene Klass: presenter, model, car fancier.

  • We're. Saying. Nothing.

  • "And I insert this into Boris how, exactly..?"