It's was a big day for George.

It was his much-anticipated Autumn Statement on Thursday and he took to Twitter to set out his vision....

... which Twitter largely rejected.

1. This succinct offering was first out the blocks...

2. Did she mean to put a kiss?

(turns out she did)

3. Brutal...

4. This is our new favourite insult...

5. Ouch...

6. Scathing...

7. No wait, this is our new favourite insult...

8. Actually, this is the greatest insult of all time....

9. This could be a compliment...

10. And this is.... SUPPORT!!!

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  • Tory MP Simon Burns on John Bercow

    <em>"Stupid, sanctimonious dwarf"</em>

  • David Cameron on Ukip

    <em>"fruitcakes, loonies and closet racists, mostly"</em>

  • Winston Churchill on Clement Attlee

    <em>"A sheep in sheep's clothing."</em>

  • Vince Cable on Gordon Brown

    <em>"The House has noticed the prime minister's remarkable transformation in the last few weeks from Stalin to Mr Bean"</em>

  • Gordon Brown on Labour-voting Gillian Duffy

    <em>"A bigoted woman"</em>

  • Barack Obama on Donald Trump

    <em>"He can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter, like ‘Did we fake the moon landing?’ ‘What really happened in Roswell?’ And, ‘Where are Biggie and Tupac?’”</em>

  • Denis Healey on Geoffrey Howe

    <em>"like being savaged by a dead sheep"</em>

  • David Cameron on Mitt Romney

    <em>"Of course it's easier if you hold an Olympic Games in the middle of nowhere."</em>

  • Tony Blair on the Welsh

    <em>"Fucking Welsh"</em>

  • Nigel Farage on EU President Herman Van Rompuy

    <em>"I don't want to be rude but, really, you have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk"</em>

  • Labour MP Tony Banks on Margaret Thatcher

    <em>"the sensitivity of a sex-starved boa-constrictor"</em>