So here it is, Merry Christmas: our round-up of festive jokes, funnies and one-liners spotted on Twitter over the past week (or so - it is Christmas, after all. Let's go crazy!).

From Christmas cards to Christmas shopping, Santa's elves to Carol's singers (sub's note: check this), we've sifted through the turkeys (geddit?!) to bring you some right crackers (geddit?!).

As a wise man, who was once touted as Britain's answer to Elvis, said: Merry Christmas, everyone!

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