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23/02/2015 16:36 GMT | Updated 23/02/2015 16:59 GMT

British Have A Problem With People Who Have 'Ukip Features'

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Most people in Britain have admitted that they have a problem with people who have 'Ukip features'.

"There's absolutely no way I'm prejudiced, but the only people I do have problems with are Ukippers. And I don’t know why," one told HuffPost UK Comedy.

"I don’t know if there’s something in my psyche or whether something happened to me in a previous life - back in the 1950s, say. But I really do have a problem with people with Ukip features, I really do."

They added: "A friend of mine said, 'What would you do if I invited you to dinner and I put you next to a Ukip councillor?' I said, I wouldn't be there. I'd be at a dinner party in Islington."

Another told us: "I have travelled and been to other parts of the country. I went to Clacton once, for instance. That was OK. It's their country."

"Perhaps something happened to me when I was a very, very young person - like I met a racist or something - because that sometimes happens, doesn’t it," they added. "I mean, I've drawn a veil over it now. Not that I agree with the veil."

When asked to explain what they meant by 'Ukip features', one person told us: "It's a description, not an insult - in the same way as you would say 'What do you mean by 'Tory'?'

"They have got a certain faith - they don't believe in climate change, for example - they have very small minds, and their mouths are very big. So big that they're always putting their feet in them. It's just a description."