JUDEA - Herod has been appointed Secretary of State for Children in the latest Cabinet reshuffle in the Toryean kingdom.
Other notable appointments in the Roman senate include:
- John Whittingdaleus - Culture Secretary, who said that the licence fee for papyrus was "worse than a poll tax".
- Michaelus Goveus - Justice Secretary, who wanted to bring back hanging in the Colosseum.
- Pritia Patela - Employment Minister, who said that Romans were "among worst idlers".
Grantus Shappus of Wikipedia has been demoted.
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