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Google's Looking To Patent Creepy Toys That'll Spy On Your Kids

26/05/2015 12:12 BST | Updated 26/05/2015 14:59 BST

As anyone who has been on the receiving end of a Furby stare will know, 'smart toys' walk a very thin line between being intuitive and downright creepy.

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If we had to choose one, we'd say that Google's new patent applications lean most definitely on the side of creepy.

The search giant has filed a patent application for a range of smart cuddly toys that would interact with the world around them using a central server to learn and adapt their responses.

If that doesn't sound scary then here's a direct quote:

"The anthropomorphic device may aim its gaze at the source of the social cue, [then] interpret the command (via its servers) and map it to a media control device,"

That's right, it's a cuddly toy that will turn its head and face you, presumably for the rest of all time.

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As if to make things worse, Google's application then suggests that you could use the device as some form of remote for your connected home.

So to recap: It's a cuddly toy that can follow you around the room with its eyes, it's connected to an ever-learning server and it can be used to control your entire house.

If this is the future, we'll blink first.

Correction:This article has been updated to reflect that this is a patent application.