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#MyUselessResumeSkills Shows Pointless Traits We All Have But Can't Put On A CV

30/07/2015 12:31 BST | Updated 30/07/2015 12:59 BST

We all have a few totally useless "skills" that we can't really put on our CVs. The little things we pick up throughout life that have no real-world application whatsoever.

Some would even be useful around the office:

While some would be really, really unnecessary:

And some would be totally detrimental to any work whatsoever, but we're all experts in them anyway:

Aaaand then there's the depressing ones.

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