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Alex Jones Says Donald Trump's Iced Teas Are Being Covertly Drugged

'I mean this is the kind of thing that gets you killed'.

11/09/2017 20:00 | Updated 12 September 2017

Donald Trump’s iced tea is being covertly drugged and the President can barely string a sentence together by the evening.

The man behind this shocking revelation has said he is in fear of his life as “this is the kind of thing that gets you killed”.

That man is Alex Jones.

Which means it almost certainly isn’t true.

The Infowars host who has never heard a conspiracy theory he didn’t like the sound of graced the airwaves with his gravelly baritone to speak of what he said was revealed to him by “high level sources”, possibly transmitted through a tinfoil hat.

Just a reminder, this is the same Alex jones who Trump himself said had an “amazing reputation”.

And if you can’t bear to watch it here’s a transcript.

Ladies and gentlemen, I was told this by high level sources and it was evident and especially after [Ronald] Reagan was shot in his first year in office when he was acting like Trump, and doing the right things, that he never really recovered.

They gave him cold blood, and his transfusion that causes brain damage. They slowly gave him small amounts of sedatives. It’s known that most presidents end up getting drugged. Small dosages of sedatives till they build it up, Trump’s such a bull he hasn’t fully understood it yet.

But I’ve talked to people, multiple ones, and they believe that they are putting a slow sedative that they’re building up that’s also addictive in his Diet Cokes and in his iced tea and that the president by 6 or 7 at night is basically slurring his words and is drugged.

Now first they had to isolate him to do that. But yes, ladies and gentleman, I’ve talked to people that talk to the president now at 9 at night, he is slurring his words. And I’m going to leave it at that. I’ve talked to folks that have talked to him directly.

So notice, “Oh, he’s mentally ill. Oh, he’s got Alzheimer’s.” They isolate him then you start slowly building up the dose, but instead of titrating it like poison, like venom of a cobra, or a rattlesnake, or a water moccasin where you build it up slowly so that you get a immunity to it, you’re building it slowly so the person doesn’t notice it.

First it’s almost zero, just a tiny bit and then a little more and then your brain subconsciously becomes addicted to it and wants it and so as the dose gets bigger and bigger you get more comfortable in it. The president’s about two months into being covertly drugged. Now I’m risking my life, by the way, tell you all this. I was physically sick before I went on air.

Because I’m smart. And I don’t mean that in a braggadocious way. I mean I’m not dumb. The information you’re going to get today is super dangerous. In fact, I’m tempted just to let it out now so they don’t cut the show off or something before this goes out. I mean this is the kind of thing that gets you killed.

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