She also voiced support for a government imposing longer working hours with less pay on junior doctors while wearing a hat encrusted with five rubies, 11 emeralds, 17 sapphires, 273 pearls and 2,868 diamonds.
"One also hopes one's government will put superfast broadband at the top of its agenda," she added. "Because the Wi-Fi at Balmoral is totally pants."
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