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Posted: 10/07/2012 13:57

Hearing Sir Nicholas Soames huff and puff on the Today programme today about the importance of the House of Lords made me smile. This is a man best known for his outdated attitudes towards women (one of whom famously described having sex with him as akin to having a small wardrobe topple on to her with the key sticking out) rather than for his parliamentary acumen. He has done very well out of his famous family (Winston Churchill being his grandfather) and seems to believe that such families as his own should rule over us in perpetuity. In fact, his very existence illustrates why the Upper House should be reformed - and the hereditary principle swept away completely.

The House of Lords is an anachronism, albeit sometimes a very pleasant and extremely eccentric one, and should be reformed. This will of course reduce the comedy value inherent in our upper House but I don't really think that parliament is there just to amuse the sketch-writers.

I spent around half of my twenties working there in the mid-nineties, for the Labour front-bench and leader in the House of Lords. I remember those years well. Some events and people are etched upon my memory.

My most consistent observation was that the peers who least deserved their titles were the ones most likely to insist that a young Labour researcher should bow and scrape to them. I won't name any names, but it was the former Labour and Tory backbenchers who had been banished to the place of the living dead so their constituencies could elect newbie hopefuls who stood most upon their dignity. Cabinet and Prime Ministers - Jim Callaghan, Denis Healey, Harold Wilson, Barbara Castle and others hated their titles - Denis Healey definitely preferred a hug.

The green marble toilets deserve a mention - along with the surprisingly large number of Lady peers far too grand to wash their hands after using them. I used to open the door for them so they wouldn't spread their germs. I'm sorry to report that few said thank you.

Then there was the letter written from one hereditary Tory peer to a Minister that I found on the photocopier one day - stating her sincere belief in the existence of fairies and her suggestion that Government research time should be devoted to their welfare. I can still taste the excellent boarding school style dinners (mmm, suet) served for knock-down prices in the Lords dining rooms, and the collective gentle snoozing by so many peers, of all parties, both in the chamber and during parliamentary meetings.

Due to the age demographic of the Lords, police officers standing guard at the Peers' Entrance should have been offered danger money. One charming but rather flappy former Labour Minister sent a few flying in her time. Lord Cledwyn, my beloved former boss and Labour leader in the Lords, could only turn left in his car. If his wife, Jane, couldn't drive him to the Lords, it could take him hours to get there.

Of course this isn't to say there aren't lots of extremely committed and talented peers - many of whom try to amend the draft legislation sent up to them from the Commons. The Lords select committees, too, are stuffed with experts. To name but two of the best peers, Tanni Grey-Thompson, the former Paralympian speaks eloquently on many issues, including assisted dying. Jane Campbell has been a brilliantly articulate fighter for independent living for disabled people.

But good as they are, they cannot camouflage the fact that the place is out of time and out of place - and I have no doubt that if they stood for election, they would romp home, if the right kind of system was devised so cross-benchers could become Independents. A reformed House of Lords doesn't have to be a rival to the Commons - it could complement it, something I argued when I wrote a pamphlet for the thinktank, IPPR about this, Straight to the Senate, several years ago. Even then it was seen as remarkably controversial to demand democracy in our Upper House (I wasn't allowed to give interviews on it as I was Newsnight's political producer when it was published.) It's very disappointing that the debate has hardly moved on since then.

I dislike many policies the Coalition has brought forward - but this is not one of them. Of course Clegg is doing it for base political reasons - but it is still the right thing to do - even if it is for the wrong reason.

However charming and eccentric many peers are, unelected parliamentarians should not exist in the 21st century. We, the voters, should be able to vote for two Houses of Parliament (it's striking that very few systems have a uni-cameral system and few commentators recommend them). Story time is over. It's time for a grown-up debate about what sort of elected second chamber we should have - not whether or not to have it.

 
 
 

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Katharine Quarmby
01:05 PM on 07/12/2012
No charges were brought - after a lengthy investigation, although many argue that the scandal undermined Mr Blair's authority. Selling peerages, of course, is nothing new in British history and goes way back to the 19th Century. It is just one of the many reasons why the place should be reformed. But thanks for the reminder!
10:12 AM on 07/12/2012
I think the lords should be 100% elected! This person seems to have forgotten about all the lords seats that were sold to Blair's friends!
03:28 PM on 07/11/2012
Given the dire quality of so many elected parliamentarians, I think it is a good thing to have an unelected House of Lords. It has also been a long-standing source of amusement to see so many left-wingers delighted to be ennobled, wear the ermine, parade their titles. Keeping that insight alive year after year is by itself is nearly worth maintaining the institution as an exposer of rank hypocrisy.
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Katharine Quarmby
01:23 PM on 07/11/2012
We do need two Houses in order to challenge the Commons. Why do you think so many MPs bore on about the supremacy of the lower House? It's because if you keep the Lords appointed you can constrain its power.

My point is that it should be more powerful. I worked on many draft bills during my time working in both Houses (Criminal Justice, railway privatisation, for example) and although we often won votes in the Lords, it was a phoney war. We knew that the only amendments that would be accepted were those that tinkered with the wording of bills, rather than amended them in any serious way. (I should except bills on a free vote in both Houses, where it is much easier to amend legislation.) I don't think tax-payers should pay for what is a constitutional big lie - that the House of Lords really does anything to question the power of the Lower House.

As to whether it's a bad bill or not,I don't believe that is the most important point. You can amend draft legislation at any time - Second Reading, in Committee stage, and at Report and Third Reading. So it would be quite possible to change the percentage of appointees.

I have more sympathy with the idea of going to the country, though, and having a referendum.

Lastly, I think if there Lords reform, there should be some pot of money so that former cross-benchers should be able to run as Independents.
07:26 AM on 07/11/2012
You're wrong. The house of commons consists of mediocre career politicians whose first priority is reelection, and make short term decisions based on the current newspaper headlines. There is definitely a question of whether it's a good idea to have some body that can counter those instincts, who have nothing to lose when it comes to doing the right thing when making tough decisions.

Citing the American Senate as an improvement ... Laughable - a system designed for gridlock.

Your ad hominem attacks on Soames - vicious and chippy. 'better known for ...' sad but true - public service de-emphasised in favour of tittle tattle. People like you are the problem, not the house of lords.
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Laatab
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04:45 AM on 07/11/2012
Never mind the HofL what about the commons. Isn't one dysfunctional democratic elected house enough. Lets reform that first by making it much easier to get rid of when things go wrong. Or better yet lets have a mechanism that eliminates politics as a career. Even better still, install a mechanism that ensures people who seek political office are disqualified.
08:46 PM on 07/10/2012
I have no problem with reform - I'd like to see all hereditary peers phased out. Other than that alteration, I can see no benefit in further "fiddling".

A single, 15 year stint as a member of the HofL, voted in by PR, would be an unmitigated disaster for democracy. Nick Clegg must learn that "doing something" is not always the answer...better to do nothing than to do the wrong thing.
08:37 PM on 07/10/2012
Because it needs reformed does not mean you jump on the first offering of reform. It has to be reformed in a way that most benefits the country. Not in a way thought up by members of a political party who nurse a grudge about being underrepresented in the other place.

With reform, the focus must be upon what is being created - not upon what is being destroyed.

And you, lady have got it the wrong way round.
06:21 PM on 07/10/2012
No, Ms Quarmby, these reforms are the wron reforms, being done for the wrong reasons.

Clegg wants 20% unelected peers in the HofL for two reasons. First, so he can continue (in true Whig tradition) to exercise the power of patronage, rewarding his no-mark friends.
Second, by retaining such a large proportion of unelected placemen, he can continue to claim that the House of Lords does not have enough democratic legitimacy to be regarded as co-equal with the Commons.

In other countries with elected Senates, the status is equal, even if the roles of the two chambers differ.

The anti-democrats in the Commons, such as Clegg wish to hold all power in the Commons.

Wrong reforms, for the wrong reasons. This is a bad bill.
08:38 PM on 07/10/2012
Had I read your comment I might not have made mine!
05:57 PM on 07/10/2012
Some one please put this dinosaur institution called the House of Lords out of its misery?
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mrs w waugh
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07:43 PM on 07/10/2012
Cant be done, we need 2 houses for balance.................................................