03/08/2011 15:23 BST | Updated 03/10/2011 06:12 BST

Miranda Kerr And The Post-baby Body To Beat All Post-baby Bodies

Dear Miranda Kerr,

This is ridiculous. You had a baby not seven months ago so exactly WHAT is going on? How are you back on the runway looking this fabulous and pert and perky and non-stretchmarky and well rested?