25/01/2012 10:30 GMT | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

The Best Valentine's Day Cards (For Every Situation)

In the name of finding you the perfect Valentine's Day card, no matter what sentiment you're trying to express (love, hate, insect sexual cannabalism...) we headed over to Etsy and scoured the virtual shelves for greetings cards that go over and above the hearts and fluff and poetry traditionally on offer.

Read on to find your perfect Valentine's Day card: