30/01/2012 07:59 GMT | Updated 31/03/2012 06:12 BST

Shakira's lace tennis ensemble makes us sad

Oh Shakira, Shakira. You're being awarded a French Legion of Honour - the Chevalier de L'Ordre des Arts et des Lettres, to be precise - so being made a knight of the arts (we think): and you decide to accept your medal wearing this...