While the official title of this YouTube video is 'Dog loses staring contest with owner', we have to say that a) 'staring contest' usually means 'looking into each other's eyes and seeing who will blink first' - and that's not what this video shows; and b) the dog totally wins.
Well, he/she wins our hearts, at least.
Because this little Bichon Frisé (bless you!) appears to be the Greta Garbo of the dog world. He/she just wants to be alone - and is not happy about being stared at. Not one bit.
The result is very funny as well as slightly disconcerting, in a 'blimey, that dog's behaving like a person' kind of way. And if you like that sort of thing - well, you've come to the right place...