It's this season's must-have look, folks! So come and get it while you can.
As you can see, there's something rather phallic-looking about the design of this "blouse with contrast piping" (to use the official fashion jargon) from ASOS.com...
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But when this fact was brought to the company's attention, they refused to get embarrassed. Instead, they turned it into a selling point on Twitter - and asked customers to send in snaps of them wearing the offending garment.
So if you want to join in the willy-wearing fun, the blouse is yours for just £30 - available in black or grey. And remember to tweet a picture of yourself wearing it, using #penisblouse.
Coming soon: #boobtrousers #bumscarves and #arsejumpers. Possibly.
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