How To Open A Beer Bottle Without Touching It (VIDEO)

Can't find a bottle opener? Teeth not up to the job? No worries! The very informative video above demonstrates exactly how to open a bottle of beer without even touching it at once.

OK, we know that's 43 seconds of your life you'll never get back. But you've got to admit it was quite funny. Now, off you go and find that bottle opener...

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