Someone call the (Twitter) police! These 140 character missives are simply criminal.
After Surrey Police brightened up our icy, cold morning with a bit of Vanilla Ice inspired humour (alright stop, collaborate and glisten) about the weather, we thought it was time to collect the 10 best police tweets.
From the cringe worthy to the grammatically 'out there', as well as officers vying for a golden twit award, see our collection in the slideshow and below.