14/12/2012 04:45 GMT | Updated 14/12/2012 05:11 GMT

Statue Attack: Latest Viral Craze To Follow Milking, Planking, Owling And Photoboobing (PICTURES)

We've had milking, planking, owling and photoboobing. Now the latest idiotic internet craze is to pretend you're being attacked by a statue.

So next time you walk past an inanimate Ronald MacDonald or Winston Churchill, the done thing is to scream in terror and pretend you're being choked or bludgeoned to death.

A woman feeds her baby to a bear

Look, it's not big, it's not clever, and whether it's even funny is debatable. But there you have it.