The Daily Mash Guide To Travelling In Snow

The Daily Mash Guide To Travelling In Snow

THE key to travelling in snow is preparation, and a willingness to eat human flesh.

Professor Henry Brubaker said: "The important thing to remember, if you are forced to pull in, is that the warmest place in the car is under the bonnet. Use spanners to remove your car's engine then climb inside, getting into the foetal position."

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