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31/01/2013 08:41 GMT

Becks 4 Paris: 10 Reasons Why David Beckham Is Already French

So David Beckham is leaving our shores once again - this time for the quite literally glittering* lights of Paris.

And it's a move that strikes us as a pretty sensible one. Because while Becks and his family might have fitted in well with America's love of sports, showbiz and people being celebrated for no particular reason, we think France will suit David even more. Mainly because he already acts like a Frenchman...

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*We've seen the Eiffel Tower at night. Seriously. It's pretty impressive.