Happy St David's Day, everyone! Yes, even if you're not Welsh. We think it's what Dave would have wanted.
And what better to celebrate today than with a Welsh joke. Such as: "How do you get two whales in a car? Depends what your starting point is and where exactly in Wales you want to get to!" Or that other rib-tickler: "How do you get to Wales in a Mini? The same way you would with any other make of car, silly!"