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24/04/2013 10:49 BST | Updated 24/04/2013 12:08 BST

Bike Thief Returns Cycle, Leaves Apology & Dominos Voucher (PICTURES)

Since when were bike thieves so courteous? Since now, as this sequence of um, charming pictures shows.

The now viral snaps surfaced on Reddit courtesy of seenic, who posted: “3 nights ago my bike was stolen. It just turned up back in my yard this morning with this note…Ain’t even mad.”

The said note reads:

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Dear bike owner,

On Saturday April 20 I graduated from university and got straight white girl wasted. After the bar it was too late to catch a bus and I am too broke to afford a cab, so I borrowed your bike without asking.

It was a lusciously smooth ride from what I remember.

Anways, I am very sorry I did not ask to borrow your bike, so I have returned it with a coupon for a free Lava cake at Domino’s as an apology.

Cheers,

Bike Theif [sic]

Sooooo, bearing in mind the said coupon was expired, how do you feel about this?

(N.B. Urban Dictionary tells us "white girl wasted" is less sinister than it sounds: "The term is derived from the extreme inebriation most commonly experienced by white females between age 17 to 27." Phew)

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