Ladies and gentlemen, meet Disco. As his owners tell us on YouTube, "Disco was born in 2010, and as of the end of 2012 he says close to 70 phrases.... We spend a LOT of time with Disco, but the credit still goes to him - whether it's genetics or something else."
Whatever it is, Disco is one clever budgie/parakeet. Check out his latest impressive video, 'One Phrase Leads to Another', above - which includes him coming out with such choice phrases as "What seems to be the problem, officer?" and "No one puts baby bird in the corner". And when you're done, take a look at our bonus added video below, during which you can enjoy his version of the Rolling Stones' '(Can't Get No) Satisfaction'.
Oh, and you can follow Disco on Twitter, too. No, really. Although be warned: if he behaves on Twitter like he does in real life, he may just repeat your tweets back to you.
(Via Laughing Squid)