Imagine the scene. You're pro-Jesus but anti-alcohol. How do you explain that tricky part in the New Testament where Our Lord turned water into wine?
Well, if you're John Hamblin, you insist that the wine wasn't alcoholic. You insist that Jesus wasn't a bartender and didn't turn the H2O into Mogen David (that's a make of American wine and also another name for the Star Of David, fact fans).
Of course, when it comes to preaching the story of the Marriage at Cana, we think John Hamblin's only got one man to beat:
(Via Twenty Two Words)