28/06/2013 12:11 BST | Updated 28/06/2013 12:12 BST

Over-Affectionate Emu Cuddles Up To Man (VIDEO)

Everyone knows that every animal in Australia is out to kill you (snakes, spiders, even kangaroos) in the most horrific method imaginable.

Well, in this video a tourist Down Under meets an affectionate emu who wants to kill him.... with kindness. Aww!

(Via Viral Viral Videos)