Dear Team GB - would it be too much to ask you to take a leaf out of Team USA's book and start making really fun videos for Carly Rae Jepson's Call Me Maybe? I mean, it's a bona fide meme at this point and ALSO your lack of doing the robot underwater is making us look bad in front of all the other countries... THANKS.
Dear Team USA - we salute your entire Olympic swimming team.
(You might need to click through to YouTube to watch it, by the way, but it's worth it)