London 2012 has seen Team GB triumph in more ways than we could have possibly imagined - which is why we're extremely distressed by Justin Bieber's desire to rain on our Great British parade, with particular reference to slagging off the (lack of) hair belonging to Prince William. Justin's solution? Some pill popping, apparently.
"I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia. I don't know why he doesn't just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?", the lush haired Justin asked Rollercoaster magazine.
Of course it's not like we're above a jovial remark about the second in the line of succession's penchant for a comb over, but we are deaf to the style critique of a teenager with an astounding array of bad jackets (see below). There's not a pill to cure that, is there Justin?
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