18/07/2013 18:51 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Lauren Goodger Channels Olivia Newton-John, Adds Terrifying Amount Of Cleavage

Poor old Lauren Goodger's not had things easy; she's endured an acrimonious and painfully public split from teen sweetheart Mark Wright, had her salon petrol bombed, and her weight has become a media fixation.

Which is why we're zipping it when it comes to critiquing this sartorial situation:

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And here's that look, minus the cleavage.

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It seems that the TOWIE ladies have got a bit of thing for Sandra D's unforgivably tight trousers. Behold Lydia Rose Bright.

Even more reasons why we love Team TOWIE here:

FYI This shoot appears in this week's Closer magazine, on sale today.

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