Meanwhile, in Idaho...
This delightful lady has been caught red-handed - and on camera - picking rhubarb which her neighbour insists does not belong to her.
But that's not even the half of it.
We're not sure which of her expletives we like best: the opening "you Pinnochio f***ing nose", the classic "this isn't your property, b****" or the age-old "what are you, a f***ing lezzie?".
Either way, she looks not unlike Mrs Brown, sounds not unlike Eric Cartman, and her argument with her neighbour has made her an overnight internet star.
Click play above to see why. And be warned: it contains sweariness. Lots of it.