A tip of the hat today to Arizona man Tim Lake, who's been the victim of theft - and isn't taking it lying down.
An unidentified woman, you see, was caught on his security camera stealing an Amazon parcel that was waiting for Lake on his doorstep - and so he's now produced this flyer in the hope of catching the culprit:
The flyer lists the woman's nationality as "Un-American", her hair as a "cheesy blonde dye job" and her distinguishing marks as a "shameful and super awkward running style".
Lake told HuffPost Weird News in America that he "actually felt kind of bad about the weight comment" on the flyer - but "then I figured if you steal from me, I have the right to make fun of you."
He also says that while he hasn't caught the thief yet, his flyers have led to him making new friends in the neighbourhood.
And in case you're wondering, Keurig coffee pods are these things. Here's hoping the woman in question has now had to go out and buy a coffee machine, at great expense, in order to use them. Or even better: that she'll drop them back off on Mr Lake's doorstep.