Presumably bored of twisting spoons, eccentric mind-bender, Uri Geller, is now twisting his knickers - over a post box.
Residents of Sonning-on-Thames have been thrown into a conspiracy theory stupor by the traditional red letter depository which has suddenly appeared on the side of a bridge.
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Geller has lived in the village for 33 years but has a perfectly plausible explanation.
"Maybe it was the ghost of a mischievous little girl?" he mused to the BBC.
Hmm.
Whoever it was, it wasn't the Royal Mail. A spokesman said the unusual - and completely useless - postbox is "a mystery to us".
Who wouldn't believe this man?