07/10/2013 13:10 BST | Updated 07/10/2013 13:21 BST

Are These The Least 'Sexy' Halloween Fancy Dress Costumes Ever? (And They're Not Even Scary)

If you're unlucky enough to get invited to a Halloween party with compulsory fancy dress, you can guarantee it'll be chock-a-block with women dressed as witches, zombie brides and devils.

Of course, if you want to try something a little different you'll have to think outside the dressing up box. And lucky for you we've got some suggestions all based around our favourite topic: food.

How about a sexy banana? Or even a sexy burger?

Most Unsexy 'Sexy' Halloween Fancy Dress

Now the costumes on may be slightly missing the point (Halloween is supposed to be scary) and not remotely sexy (we may be foodies, but we've never heard of a sexy pineapple), but at least you'd stand out from the crowd.

[H/T to Laughing Squid]