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07/10/2013 09:10 BST | Updated 07/10/2013 09:21 BST

Are These The Least 'Sexy' Halloween Fancy Dress Costumes Ever? (And They're Not Even Scary)

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If you're unlucky enough to get invited to a Halloween party with compulsory fancy dress, you can guarantee it'll be chock-a-block with women dressed as witches, zombie brides and devils.

Of course, if you want to try something a little different you'll have to think outside the dressing up box. And lucky for you we've got some suggestions all based around our favourite topic: food.

How about a sexy banana? Or even a sexy burger?

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Now the costumes on Yandy.com may be slightly missing the point (Halloween is supposed to be scary) and not remotely sexy (we may be foodies, but we've never heard of a sexy pineapple), but at least you'd stand out from the crowd.

[H/T to Laughing Squid]