17/10/2013 04:42 BST | Updated 06/10/2016 11:24 BST

The 'Sexy' Halloween Fancy Dress Costumes Which Really Shouldn't Exist (PICTURES)

So, you've got tickets to the student union's Halloween night, now all you have to decide on is what to wear.

While some are happy to embrace coating themselves in fake blood and donning fangs, we realise others perhaps want to look a tad, er, "sexier". And, for those of you, we implore you to please stay away from these: the "sexy" Halloween costumes which really should not exist.

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