Are you desperate for some tiny little cushions to celebrate the baptism of Prince George today?
Fear not, the internet, as always, has delivered.
Those hoping to treasure the royal nipper's christening forever can collect a plethora of
tat memorabilia online.
George is expected to bring $380m into the UK's economy, including $95m in booze sales alone, according to analysts.
We found the strangest -- and most useless products -- ever offered for sale in honour of the Royal baby.