Twitter has disgorged one of the best signs we've ever seen.
Poised, with a menacing glint in its eye, a goose stands behind a an A4 sheet of paper which reads:
"Use the other door the goose will attack if you go out through this door"
Sign of the day pic.twitter.com/Vyzdppgn2W-- Joshua Benton (@jbenton) November 14, 2013
Be afraid, be very afraid.
H/t to @jbenton