If you keep ducks or want to keep ducks, grow a beard, stat.
For this is Peeps nestling happily in the facial hair of his owner, and I defy you to find me a more content duckling.
Peeps lives with Brian, a chap who was attempting to hatch chicken eggs and ended up with this guy.
Brian, who posted the images to Reddit, is keeping Peeps cosy until Spring, whereupon he will be able to enjoy a “nice yard, pastures and pond”.
But for now Peeps is going to stay right where he is in the lovely warm beard.
Good plan, little man.