Not only is he a wanted man but he is also the bluntest tool in America's rather large box of blunt tools.
The incompetent buffoon promptly shared the post announcing his alleged criminal charges on his own page.
The enterprising Freeland police force noticed this gargantuan error and engaged with 35-year-old Anthony James Lescowitch posing as an attractive lady.
Proving there was no limits to his cerebral fallibility he agreed to meet up for a cigarette.
He showed up and was arrested as the police then triumphantly declared...