Anger In Somerset, Berkshire And Surrey 'At Unprecedented Levels'

Anger in parts of the UK has reached unprecedented levels, Huffington Post UK Comedy has learned.

Western parts of Wales and some north-western parts of England are also now on red alert following news that 'exceptionally strong gusts of hot air' are expected to reach those areas.

Prime Minister David Cameron warned that it would be a "depressingly long period of time" before the country returned to normal following the damage and devastation inflicted by his government - with forecasters predicting that things are unlikely to change until 2015.

"There is absolutely no sign of the threat abating," said the Prime Minister. "Not as long as we're in power."