08/04/2014 10:32 BST | Updated 08/04/2014 10:59 BST

QUIZ: Which Smartphone Should You Buy?

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A Galaxy S5 smartphone sits on display during a Samsung Electronics Co. news conference on the opening day of the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Spain, on Tuesday, Feb. 18, 2014. Top telecommunication managers will rub shoulders in Barcelona this week at the Mobile World Congress, Monday, Feb. 24 - 27, a traditional venue for showcasing the latest products for dealmaking. Photographer: Angel Navarette/Bloomberg via Getty Images

Buying smartphones has never been more complicated. There are so many good choices, with so many interesting features, that it can be hard to decide which one to get.

It doesn't help that several of them - the S5, the 5S and the Nexus 5 - virtually have the same name, let alone the same feature set.

If only there was some kind of semi-humorous, vaguely sarcastic quiz designed to help you out of your jam and decide once and for all which one to buy?

Well, you're in luck. There is such a quiz. And you've found it.

Answer the following questions and your problems will be solved.

But if you're still not sure, we've put our collection of the best smartphones around in a slideshow after the quiz anyway. No one's perfect you see.

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