Thank you, comedians Dave and Brian, for creating this - a wonderful alternate universe in which women are adored and admired for wearing as much as possible in night clubs.
"You've got more garments on than I've ever seen/You're wearing your sweatpants over your jeans," croon the pair - who you may remember from this Christmas 'Wrecking Ball' parody.
And it's not just silly, funny and satirical, but it's also damn catchy, to boot. Hurrah!