23/04/2014 16:57 BST | Updated 23/04/2014 16:59 BST

Here's How Ed Miliband Can Deflect Tory Smears

Labour are preparing for a “dirty war” against the Tories in the run up to the 2015 election.

In anticipation, a special unit will be set up whose sole purpose is to deflect barbed comments against leader Ed Miliband - of which there are already many.

But fear not Ed, there’s no need to establish an expensive and dedicated team, HuffPost UK Politics have scripted them all for you...