COMEDY
29/04/2014 11:26 BST | Updated 29/04/2014 11:59 BST

International Jazz Day: 22 Things You Should Never Say To A Jazz Musician

Michael Buble performs during the To Be Loved Tour 2013 at the BB&T Center on November 2, 2013 in Sunrise, Florida.  (Photo by Jeff Daly Invision/AP)
Jeff Daly/Invision/AP
Michael Buble performs during the To Be Loved Tour 2013 at the BB&T Center on November 2, 2013 in Sunrise, Florida. (Photo by Jeff Daly Invision/AP)

You're at a wedding, in a restaurant or, incredibly, an actual jazz venue.

A jazz band is playing.

If you want them to like you, do not, under any circumstances, say any of the following to them...

Photo galleryThings You Should Never Say To A Jazz Musician See Gallery

(With thanks to: Gwilym Simcock, Diccon Cooper, Joy Ellis, Darren Altman, Fiona Egan, Hannah Northedge, Christian Vaughan, Richard Swan, Ben Bastin.)