BREAKING NEWS: Man Announces He's Not Standing In Election

A man who was thinking of maybe standing in a local by-election has confirmed that he will not be standing in that local election.

He considered running for the seat, he said earlier, but has changed his mind.

More news as it doesn't happen.

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One of the many people who will not be standing for election in Newark