This sounds like our kind of town!
Sadly, Assville doesn't actually exist - somebody had hacked the sign in New Jersey. And as our American cousins over at HuffPost point out, the local mayor isn't happy about it one bit.
"Someone was trying to be funny," said Mayor Richard Palombo of Upper Township. "But I think the operators of the sign need to be more aware of the fact that the security and the access to that information needs to be more secure."
Yes, yes, Mayor Palombo. But in the meantime: didn't it make you giggle?!