09/06/2014 04:00 BST | Updated 10/06/2014 13:59 BST

José Mourinho Takes Out Olly Murs At Soccer Aid (VIDEO)

For those of you who deliberately avoided Soccer Aid (you know, the charity match in which Robbie Williams' best mate pretends to be a celebrity), you're in for a treat. Olly Murs, inexplicably a Football Association ambassador, was taken out by none other than José Mourinho.

Mourinho was not playing, but managing the Rest of the World side, and he casually strolled out from the technical area and fulfilled many a man's fantasy when he humiliated a stunned Murs.

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Mourinho did not say "Take that you c***"

Oh, and when Gabriel Agbonlahor tackled that One Dimension lightweight and made him sick.