10/06/2014 08:33 BST | Updated 10/06/2014 08:59 BST

Father's Day: 23 Funny Quotes About Dads

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NEW YORK, NY - JANUARY 31: Louis CK speaks onstage at 'Howard Stern's Birthday Bash' presented by SiriusXM, produced by Howard Stern Productions at Hammerstein Ballroom on January 31, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/Getty Images for SiriusXM)

Whether you are a dad or just have one: put on your slippers and grab your pipe, sit back and enjoy our collection of witticisms.

From Louis CK to Groucho Marx - via Harry Hill, Spike Milligan and many, many more - here are 23 of the finest, funniest remarks ever made about fatherhood.

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