18/06/2014 09:09 BST | Updated 18/06/2014 09:59 BST

WATCH: This Five-Year-Old Kid Can Write A Hip Hop Song In 30 Seconds

Step forward, Jordan Bijan of Brampton, Ontario. For you are our Impressive Child Of The Day.

Yes, not only is Jordan a consummate musician, he's also something of a comedian. And more than that: an educator. Thanks for the 30-second music lesson, Jordan!